In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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