when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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