Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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