She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
