I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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