Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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