Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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