well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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