After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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