Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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