we're blogging at a bar
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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