Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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