could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Dear god my vagina.
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