I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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