I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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