I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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