i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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