Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Randomize
