The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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