I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
