And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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