I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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