your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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