it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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