Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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