Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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