Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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