The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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