How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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