your room smells of hookers.
And success
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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