I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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