D3 body, D1 cock
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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