we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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