Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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