She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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