I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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