chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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