thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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