I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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