i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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