If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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