My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
