yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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