when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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