I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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