Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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