Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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