But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I AM VODKA MAN
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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