He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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