three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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